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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

R, 113 mins

Cast: Rose Byrne, Helen Hong, Josh Pais, Danielle Macdonald, Ivy Wolk

A24 Films

Genres: Comedy, Drama

Director: Mary Bronstein

Writer: Mary Bronstein

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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