Vampires of the Neverwood

Wednesday, Mar 3, 2021 at 7:00pm

Annex Theatre
1100 East Pike Street
Seattle, WA 98122

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When Jonelle Dinklebreeze is forced to return to her hometown of Pipistrellus on a mission to retrieve the mythical Solstone, she stumbles upon a side quest that turns her whole world upside-down: half the town has gone missing! Kidnapped by those fiendish vampires, no doubt! 

Now, under the guidance of the unpredictable Quest Master, she must team up with her estranged sister, gather three party members, save the townspeople, and maybe -just maybe- find the Solstone before it’s too late!

But surprises lurk at every turn in the Neverwood...

This decide-thine-personal-disaster style comedy is action-packed with pole dance fighting, dungeon crawling, over 20 different puzzles, sitcom-esque setups bound to trigger your social anxiety, several odd subplots involving Chicken Marsala and a Lacrosse team, and so much sexual degeneracy, it’ll have you wondering, “How has YouTube not taken this down yet?” Whether you choose to follow the path of Realism, Pessimism, or Optimism, you’ll discover a unique and unforgettable adventure each time you hit Play.

Annex Theatre is proud to present: Vampires of the Neverwood.

Welcome to the party. Roll for initiative. 

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