Show - Die Hard the Musical Parody

Saturday, Dec 11, 2021 at 6:45 p.m.

Funhouse Lounge
2432 SE 11th Ave
Portland, OR 97214

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Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb
Featuring: Mandy Khoshnevisan, Jennifer Madison Logan, James R. Dixon, Nick Johnson, Conor J. Nolan, Josh Edward, Linh Nguyen and Jade Tate
Director: Andy Barrett
Musical Director: James Liptak.

The Holiday Tradition is Back and Not a Moment Too Soon!
All John McClane wanted for Xmas was to patch things up with his wife. And stop a dozen terrorists. And sing and dance while doing it.
It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody version of the most beloved Christmas film ever: Die Hard!  This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come.  Set in our fabulous newly-remodeled theater 1 1/2 years in the making, this is an experience you won’t want to miss. All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence, as well as adult language and situations. Please use your Discretion when bringing minors.

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