Scream-A-Geddon Haunted House Attraction

Wednesday, Oct 28, 2020 at 7:30pm

Scream-A-Geddon
27839 Saint Joe Road
Dade City, FL 33523

$5

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Ravenhill Asylum – New for 2020!

Due to deteriorating conditions and negligent management practices, the Florida Department of Health ordered Ravenhill Asylum to close its doors on March 2nd, 1993 and find “suitable accommodations” for its remaining patients.

However, chief psychiatrist Dr. Monroe feared the undiscovered, illegal “treatment” of Ravenhill Asylum’s patients would be disclosed by other institutions if they were transferred. Instead, Dr. Monroe ordered the asylum sealed with the remaining patients inside, falsified reports and chained the front doors.

Alone, deranged and demented, the patients in Ravenhill Asylum were left to their own devices. Roaming the halls, they amuse themselves with new “experiments”, always looking for their next victim.

WARNING – WARNING – WARNING

Ravenhill Asylum is an interactive attraction.

Visitors entering Ravenhill Asylum will be faced with an important decision:

-Should you explore the asylum and just watch the action?

-Or should you “mark” yourself to truly interact with the creatures within?

Those who opt-in for a truly interactive experience may be sent into hidden rooms, removed from their group or even forced to remain…

Choose wisely.

Demon’s Revenge

There isn’t much known about the village of Avalon. Scribbles and notes within old journals suggest a location, but the exact whereabouts are unknown.

All mentions of Avalon refer to it as an epicenter of blood magic, witchcraft and the occult. Disfigured bones and rune markings litter the woods around the supposed location of Avalon.

An official ledger reveals that Avalon’s residents went missing at a brisk pace. Month after month, year after year, the disappearances grew.

The final tale tells of a citizen-led uprising against witchcraft, with all those accused of sorcery being tortured to death for confessions. The tale goes on to say that the souls of those executed then opened a portal to hell unleashing demons upon the village to rip apart the townsfolk one by one.

Those who stumble upon the location of the portal to hell are grasped by a dark force, thrust into an alternate reality where the souls of the townsfolk are eternally subjected to the demon’s revenge…

Rage 3D

Are you a sane person?

Would you venture into a world built by your subconscious?

Prepare to have your senses assaulted by strange stimuli that makes it hard to discern what’s up and what’s down.

Walk through rooms that will twist, turn and rotate making you question where you are putting your next step. Yes, the walls will squeeze in and reach out for you… that is normal for this type of thing.

Abnormal creatures, figures and clowns will blend in with the environment around you in a barrage of colors, shapes and architecture making you question what is living and what is a figment of your psyche.

Surrender the sensation of sound as roaring music is pumped into the rooms that make screaming at the strange encounters meaningless. They can’t hear you. No one can.

Get ready to have reality, fiction, dreams, nightmares all blend into one with an over-the-top experience that will leave you panicking for more.

A few rules:

-What happens inside RAGE 3D STAYS THERE… including your friends if they get lost.

-You can’t leave until the experience is over… no matter how insane you might get.

-Don’t be alarmed by the clown with the chainsaw… he’s there for your pleasure.

Are you strong enough to hold on to your sanity?

Blackpool Prison

Blackpool Prison was where they sent the truly horrible criminals, high security for the worst of the worst. At least until the blackout.

The prisoners rioted. Once they had control, they realized they had nowhere else to go. Now the inmates control the prison, and the only way to get out alive is through them.

WARNING – WARNING – WARNING

Blackpool Prison is an interactive attraction.

Visitors entering Blackpool Prison will be faced with an important decision:

Should you explore the prison and just watch the action?

Or should you “mark” yourself to truly interact with the creatures within?

Those who opt-in for a truly interactive experience may be sent into hidden rooms, removed from their group or even forced to remain…

Choose wisely.

Deadwoods

This small corner of Bearstone National Park is avoided by locals due to the stories told of the Tate family who have called these woods home for five generations.

The Tates have guarded their land fiercely ever since the Federal Government claimed it for the national park. Isolated for decades, the only folks to see the Tates these days are the unlucky travelers who experience car trouble or lose their way.

To find your way out of Deadwoods you’ll need to navigate through dark, winding trails discovering different members of the Tate family in their cabins, workshops and outhouses.

But if you happen to encounter Papa Tate, you’ll wish you had stayed on the main roads…

Zombie Paintball Assault

CALLING BADASSES, BODACIOUS BROS, BEASTS AND BABES!

THE RED ZONE IS NOW OPEN FOR SOME GOOD OL’ FASHION ZOMBIE SLAYIN’.

It’s been awhile since the last time we were scared of those pathetic pieces of man-meat that used to chew on our neighbor’s stomach before we developed the art of separating head, from body and got real good at it.

Word down the crick is the boys and girls in suits are finally opening up the RED ZONE for “ORGANIZED RECREATIONAL ZOMBIE HUNTING PARTIES” or “O.R.Z.H.P.s”… (suits and their dopey a-cro-nyms).

IT’S TIME TO GET UP OFF THAT SAGGY **** AND GRAB THE CLOSEST THING THAT REACQUAINTS THE STUMBLING DEAD WITH BEING DEAD!

What’s that? Years of civility has made you trade in your death-toys for hoes, rakes & an irrational sense of safety? Poppycock.

Have no fear my little zombie killing cherubs. Each of our Zombie Assault Vehicles or “Z.A.V.s” (We can make stupid a-cro-nyms too!) comes equipped with standard-issue Zombie Paintball Guns for your pleasure that dishes out pain to the zombies in the form of little balls of death.

Report to me, Lieutenant Ronald McDonald, at the edge of the Green Zone to hop on one of our two Z.A.V.’s, the “Screamin’ Banshee” or the “Happy Hour Special”, and start your trek out into the Red Zone to bag & tag zombies and win the esteemed (and imaginary) Zombie Hunting Crown!

But seriously, if someone could beat Marty McDooby’s high score so he would shut up about it… that’d be great.

GOOD HUNTING!

Buy your “Totally Incredible Civilian Killin’ Excellent Token” (or TICKET for short) at checkout for shooting zombies ‘n separating heads from bodies.

-Recruit Package w/100 Paintballs = $9.95

-Specialist Package w/ 200 Paintballs = $14.95

-Sniper Package w/ 300 Paintballs = $19.95

* A General Admission ticket is required to enter SCREAM-A-GEDDON and participate in Zombie Paintball Assault, but the General Admission, VIP “Fast Pass” and SUPER VIP “Fast Pass” tickets do not grant admission to Zombie Paintball Assault *

* This attraction is so intense it requires a separate ride ticket, available at checkout *

Bonzo’s Beer Garden

Bonzo used to live a life full of blood, carnage and gore just like any other respectable clown, but had trouble making ends meet. It was hard to make cash when the job was literally killing off the clientele, making it difficult to have repeat customers. Looking around for a second passion, Bonzo found an alternative to bloodshed and massacre: Craft beer brewing.

Long hard days of working on different brews turned into long months without seeing a dollar in his pocket from all his endeavor. The beer was too “irony”, the color was too red, and the beer drinkers didn’t appreciate their own fingers being cut off and used as a garnish in the seasonal brews. It was all going oh so very wrong for poor old Bonzo.

Then one night, reminiscing over a sharp butcher knife, Bonzo had a grand idea: Instead of making the beer himself, coerce all of the local vendors to sell their beers under his name.

Bonzo was, if anything, incredibly persuasive with a sharp blade or a steel bat and so it was rather easy to get all of the best local brew masters to “agree”.

Fully stocked with all the best local craft beers around, Bonzo’s Beer Garden in the Monster Midway is now open and Bonzo and his bat-crazy bar-mates Bobo, Icky & Chuckles are ready to make a killing.

Monster Midway

The Monster Midway is the hub of SCREAM-A-GEDDON. It’s the perfect place to get the night started or to take a break and bask in the afterglow of adrenaline-fueled terror. Features include:

-An array of terrifying monsters

-An assortment of beer and wine, including Bonzo’s Beer Garden

-An wide selection of hot and cold drinks

-Fire pits to set the mood

-Your favorite grilled, fried and cooked foods

-A fully stocked gift shop carrying SCREAM-A-GEDDON branded merchandise

-Awesome midway games

-SCREAM-A-GEDDON photo spots

-And more!

Experience the Monster Midway yourself, open every evening until close.

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