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Scream-A-Geddon Haunted Attractions

Saturday, Nov 2, 2019 at 7:30pm

27839 Saint Joe Road
Dade City, FL 33523


Bonzo’s Beer Garden – New for 2019!

New in the Monster Midway for 2019!

Bonzo used to live a life full of blood, carnage, and gore just like any other respectable clown but had trouble making ends meet. It was hard to make cash when the job was literally killing off the clientele, making it difficult to have repeat customers. Looking around at the world for rising trends, Bonzo found a second passion to bloodshed and massacre: Craft Beer Brewing.

Long hard days of working on different brews turned into long months without seeing a dollar in his pocket from his endeavor. The beer was too “irony”, the color was too red, and the beer drinkers didn’t appreciate their own fingers being cut off and used as a garnish in the seasonal brews. It was all going oh so very wrong for Poor Old Bonzo.

Then one night, reminiscing over a sharp butcher knife, Bonzo had a grand idea: Instead of making the beer himself, coerce all of the local vendors to sell their beers through his name.

Bonzo was, if anything, incredibly persuasive with a sharp blade or a steel bat and so it was rather easy to get all of the best local brew masters to “agree”.

Fully stocked with all the best local craft beers around, Bonzo’s Beer Garden in the Monster Midway is now open and Bonzo and his bat-crazy bar-mates Bobo, Icky & Chuckles are ready to make a killing.

Rage 3D

Are you a sane person?

Would you venture into a world built by your subconscious?

Prepare to have your senses assaulted by strange stimuli that makes it hard to discern what’s up and what’s down.

Walk through rooms that will twist, turn and rotate making you question where you are putting your next step. Yes, the walls will squeeze in and reach out for you… that is normal for this type of thing.

Abnormal creatures, figures and clowns will blend in with the environment around you in a barrage of colors, shapes and architecture making you question what is living and what is a figment of your psyche.

Surrender the sensation of sound as roaring music is pumped into the rooms that make screaming at the strange encounters meaningless. They can’t hear you. No one can.

Get ready to have reality, fiction, dreams, nightmares all blend into one with an over-the-top experience that will leave you panicking for more.

Demon’s Revenge

There isn’t much known about the village of Avalon. Scribbles and notes within old journals suggest a location, but the exact whereabouts are unknown.

All mentions of Avalon refer to it as an epicenter of blood magic, witchcraft and the occult. Disfigured bones and rune markings litter the woods around the supposed location of Avalon.

An official ledger reveals that Avalon’s residents went missing at a brisk pace. Month after month, year after year, the disappearances grew.

The final tale tells of a citizen-led uprising against witchcraft, with all those accused of sorcery being tortured to death for confessions. The tale goes on to say that the souls of those executed then opened a portal to hell unleashing demons upon the village to rip apart the townsfolk one by one.

Those who stumble upon the location of the portal to hell are grasped by a dark force, thrust into an alternate reality where the souls of the townsfolk are eternally subjected to the demon’s revenge…

Zombie Paintball Assault


It’s been awhile since the last time we were scared of those pathetic pieces of man-meat that used to chew on our neighbor’s stomach before we developed the art of separating head, from body and got real good at it.

Word down the crick is the boys and girls in suits are finally opening up the RED ZONE for “ORGANIZED RECREATIONAL ZOMBIE HUNTING PARTIES” or “O.R.Z.H.P.s”… (suits and their dopey a-cro-nyms).

What’s that? Years of civility has made you trade in your death-toys for hoes, rakes & an irrational sense of safety? Poppycock.

Have no fear my little zombie killing cherubs. Each of our Zombie Assault Vehicles or “Z.A.V.s” (We can make stupid a-cro-nyms too!) comes equipped with standard-issue Zombie Paintball Guns for your pleasure that dishes out pain to the zombies in the form of little balls of death.

Report to me, Lieutenant Ronald McDonald, at the edge of the Green Zone to hop on one of our two Z.A.V.’s, the “Screamin’ Banshee” or the “Happy Hour Special”, and start your trek out into the Red Zone to bag & tag zombies and win the esteemed (and imaginary) Zombie Hunting Crown!
But seriously, if someone could beat Marty McDooby’s high score so he would shut up about it… that’d be great.

Buy your “Totally Incredible Civilian Killin’ Excellent Token” (or TICKET for short) at checkout for shooting zombies ‘n separating heads from bodies.

Recruit Package w/100 Paintballs = $9.95
Specialist Package w/ 200 Paintballs = $14.95
Sniper Package w/ 300 Paintballs = $19.95

Blackpool Prison

Blackpool Prison was where they sent the truly horrible criminals, high security for the worst of the worst. At least until the blackout.

The prisoners rioted. Once they had control, they realized they had nowhere else to go. Now the inmates control the prison, and the only way to get out alive is through them.


This small corner of Bearstone National Park is avoided by locals due to the stories told of the Tate family who have called these woods home for five generations.

The Tates have guarded their land fiercely ever since the Federal Government claimed it for the national park. Isolated for decades, the only folks to see the Tates these days are the unlucky travelers who experience car trouble or lose their way.

To find your way out of Deadwoods you’ll need to navigate through dark, winding trails discovering different members of the Tate family in their cabins, workshops and outhouses.

But if you happen to encounter Papa Tate, you’ll wish you had stayed on the main roads…

Infected: Ground Zero

At 12:48am the ARES Orbital Debris Program detected a car-sized object entering Earth’s atmosphere. Normally objects of this size burn up, but the meteorite touched down near a remote campsite in Florida. The ARES investigation team mobilized to determine the extent of the impact and any casualties.

Upon arrival, they discovered campers exhibiting symptoms of asphyxiation, viral contamination and severe tremors. A military quarantine team was dispatched to secure the area and provide treatment to the infected.

Incident reports detailing survivor’s erratic behavior began emanating from the scene. That’s when all contact was lost.

Those venturing into the quarantine zone are unlikely to survive.

Monster Midway

The Monster Midway is the hub of SCREAM-A-GEDDON. It’s the perfect place to get the night started or to take a break and bask in the afterglow of adrenaline-fueled terror. Features include:
- An array of terrifying monsters
- An assortment of beer and wine, including Bonzo’s Beer Garden
- An wide selection of hot and cold drinks
- Fire pits to set the mood
- Your favorite grilled, fried and cooked foods
- A fully stocked gift shop carrying SCREAM-A-GEDDON branded merchandise
- Awesome midway games
- SCREAM-A-GEDDON photo spots
- Caricature artist drawings
- And more!

Experience the Monster Midway yourself, open every evening until close.

Timing: 7:30PM To 1AM

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