Lisa Lampanelli’s Sit Down and Shut Up!

Friday, Apr 16, 2021 at 7:00pm

Stand Up Live
50 West Jefferson Street
Phoenix, AZ 85003

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Lisa Lampanelli’s SIT DOWN & SHUT UP! is a hilarious evening of stories, insight, and questionable advice from the former Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli. A left-turn from the insult comedy she’d long been known for, Lisa has created a revealing and revelatory evening by letting it all hangout. From her ups-and-down with dieting and body image to her shocking very public retirement from insult comedy, in SIT DOWN & SHUT UP!, Lisa tells all!

Part sit-down interview, part storytelling show, and – yes, you knew it had to happen – a little bit of a roast, SIT DOWN & SHUT UP! is Lisa’s chance to come clean. Sure, she’s not calling people names anymore or taking celebrities to task for just being eminently roast-able, but Lisa has no problem being way too real. Her yo-yo-ing weight, her bariatric surgery, her divorces – yep, there’s TWO of ‘em – and her stepping back from standing up are all dissected during this funny, fearless evening. Plus, Lisa, ever the helpful hero that she is, will answer audience questions, coach willing participants, and hopefully help people at the same time. From the Queen of Mean to the Queen of Meaning, Lisa will do it all in one rollicking performance.

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